Kyle

Once upon a time there was a big pirate ship drifting along on the smooth gushing water of the Pacific Ocean. On this ship there was a captain that looked like he had been used as a rag to wash the ship and a greatly respected cat friend he found on shore when he became a pirate.

One day he thought it would be good to go back there because it had been a long time since he had been. It was settled then they were going. Three hours later he was standing on his sail holding a telescope to his eye. //If you want to read more click here =//

**//__ Breath Bart __//** // Once there was a guy named Bad Breath Bart. Now that wasn’t his real name but all the kids called him that because he always has Bad Breath and couldn’t stop burping. He never won relays or races or anything because he always burps. One time when he was doing high jump he made the bar fall off two meters away from it because he burped and made a ten second earth quake. // // But that wasn’t the worst thing one of the worst and the best thing at the same time was when he was trying to be normal and he put a gas mask on because he didn’t like the smell of his breath. He connected the gas mask with a pipe to a lunch box so the gas was contained. When he got to school and was reading in the classroom at his desk, the lunch box exploded. Some people evacuated and turned the fire alarm on so every one who didn’t know got out. They met in there meeting spot. KABOOM! “Oooooooo aaaaaaa” said the school kids. The school blew up and all the kids kept shouting, “NO MORE SCHOOL!!! NO MORE SCHOOL!!!” // // One week later there was school and they all cried and asked Bad Breath Bart to burp one more time. From that day onwards everybody wanted to be Bad Breath Bart’s friend. They even made a gas mask for him ////. // // By Kyle //
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 * __Acrostic poem using alliteration__**

Miscievous me

Eats everything

__**chocolate poem**__ **chocolate sweet chocolate hot chocolate cold chocolate any chocolate is nice oh chocolate kind sweet chocolate coco like chocolate on anthing you like like chocolate all the chocolate maby even one type the chocolate might be old the chocolate might be young but any way! eat it all you can**

//__ Whoopi cushions __// // A Whoopi cushion is like listening to a V8 engine // // A Whoopi cushion is like watching a crime in action // // A Whoopi cushion is like a machine gun going off // // A Whoopi cushion is like some one farting furiously   //